- Abraham & Sarah: The Dysfunctional Family in Antiquity A study of Biblical models of psychological integration and mental health.
- Reincarnation Vs. Resurrection A stunning new look at the Elvis Controversy. Refreshments provided.
- Termites, Hittites, & Edomites: Keeping the Church Pest-free A continuation of Biblical Entomology I
- Golf for Pastors Models of contemporary Church Mission & Administration Models of contemporary Church Mission & Administration. (I believe I am going to sign up for this one).
- Evil and Aggression A closer look at the 1992 Republican National Convention. Featured readings by R. Limbaugh and P. Buchanan.
- The Creation of Humanarchy A study of the theological problems of the oppression of felines, canines, and other ines by Homo sapiens. Examines the historic development of pet "ownership," "obedience training," and the commoditization of "domesticated animals." Challenges the Church to radical evangelization and liberation of our partners in Creation. Text: Bovine Praxis and Cleanup.
- Confession and Automation Reconsidering the Sacrament of Reconciliation in light of new technologies, such as 1-900 numbers and automated phone systems. (For Sins of the Omission, press 1 NOW; for Sins of the Flesh, press 2 NOW...)
- Songs White People Sing An introduction to the Euro-American Spirituals. Requires no sense of rhythm at all. Featured readings by Pat Boone & Connie Francis.
- Preaching the Word-Perfect Explores the personal computer applications for sermon preparation.
- The Forgotten Perspective in New Testament Studies An Eskimo examines the writings of the apostle Paul. (Parkas and snowshoes required).
- Dealing with Theologies and Physiologies in Transition Among the varied topics, course will consider "What to do when your paradigm shifts - with practical advise from a local chiropractor.
- More Views from the Bottom Re-examing the ancient food chain of Biblical times in light of new scientific evidence - were amoeba among "the least of these"?
- Cults Sects, and Hospitality: Loving the Witness at Your Doorstep The professor offers details of her own personal faith journey with members of the Watchtower Society.
- A Whiter Shade of Pale: The History of Dead White Men in the Church A continuation of Exhuming the Patriarchs.
- Creative Television Ministries A "hands-on approach" to televised appliance healing, Faith Healing of Troublesome Cellulite Areas, and Hair Regeneration Lifetime Prayer Partnerhips. Free Gift and genuine Corinthian leatherette carrying case for first 10 respondents! ACT NOW!
- Development of Modern Heresy: The History of Colgate Rochester Divinity School Formerly offered as "All You Know Is Wrong"
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